WAFFF

from Fancyclopedia 1 ca. 1944

(Tucker) - A burlesque organization probably inspired by ghughuism and the Sacred Order of FooFoo, tho it fot no war. The significance of the name is a secret known only to sworn members, for whom the chief membership qualification was that they send in a proof that the world is flat. Your d'Alembert is authorized to hint that the membership stipulation is the clue to the significance of the name.