W

from Fancyclopedia 2 ca. 1959

Of all the letters in our alphabet has the only cumbrous name, all others being monosyllables. By simplifying the name of w (calling it "wow" for example) our civilization could undoubtlessly be, if not promoted, at least better endured.

from Fancyclopedia 1 ca. 1944

"the W" is a nickname for Wollheim.