The Great Spider

Another fannish ghod. Deity of the latter-day fannish religion of Spiderism. The Great Spider eats peoples' souls when they die, unless they have paid an appropriate bribe to a priest of the Great Spider. It should be remembered that John Kusske was the Chief High Priest. The Great Spider has also been known to eat entire automobiles just to provide parking spaces to particularly devout followers. In the spirit of ecumenicalism, Leah Zeldes Smith, former High Priestess of the Midwest, Church of Herbangelism, offers the proper prayer:

O Great Spider, full of grace
Let me find a parking place!

Contributors: Dr. Gafia