Haircream
from Fancyclopedia 2 ca. 1959
One of the most resented of the idiot-child capers that disendeared 7th Fandom to the more adult stfnists was the SFCon scene when Pete Vorzimer made Burt Satz drink some of this useful but misplaced beverage. Satz was clowning to get attention and claiming that he had to have a drink; when nobody would give him any liquor, he said he'd drink some Wildroot Cream Oil. After a sufficiency of this Vorzimer and company made him go thru with it. (He drank only a drop or two.) Some accounts have made it appear that the whole thing was Vorzimer's idea from the first, but 'tain't so.